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lsport05
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Country: United States
State: Illinois
Gender: Female
Interests: soccer, running, reading, misc sports, music, hanging, shopping, slacking in general
Occupation: Student
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AIM:  lsport05
Member Since:
11/6/2003
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| my mother: before you leave, would you like something to eat?
me: like what?
mom: soup? tuna noodle casserole? .......soup?
I <3 my mom 
so its been a while, and i have been accepted to college. go U of I!!!
took the SAT IIs this weekend and sucked them up horribly. math was ok,
but NEVER take the chem test. there was mad rape-age there.... but
whatever, cause i can still go to college.
got an ipod for my b-day from my parents. its quite lovely and i am
happy. the only reason i got up this morning was to play with it and
put ALL my music on it. need more music. yehaw. gonna
go....eat.....something.....like....soup? ugh.
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| alex: how do you get to be the goddess of sex?
laura: because i get with all the sex gods
L: entitling me to the name sex goddess
A: well obviously not ALL the sex gods
L: are u a wee bit egotistical?
A: Omnipotent Orgasm Operator
L: i think omnipotent orgasm opperater is a little long, unlike u, to be speaking
each time.....
A: trying to insult me is futile
L: unlike ur infertility?
L: i'm percieving vibes that dissapoint my sexual drive and therefore
you have not lived up to the sexual goddess' expectations, therefore
you cannot even be a demi-god of SEX.
A: perhaps you just can't contemplate my sexiness... and therefore don't know that you SHOULD be completely turned on by my ways
A: plus MSN messenger can't fully convey all of my sexiness accurately
L: then proove to me that you are worthy of the esteemed title of sexual demi-god, and maybe even a sex god unto himself!
A: I need to have a direct conversation with someone to make them fully understand/ feel my power
A: plus i have an 8 foot penis
A: whoah dropping the ef word
A: you must be cool
L: does it turn you on?
A: perhaps... i haven't decided
L: with my sexual accent most men respond quite well to this
A: well then definately
A: then i admire your resistence to my beauty
A: and i accept your superiority as the goddess of sex
A: well someday i hope to drink of the sex goddess's nectar
L: this arouses me.
A: as does it I
L: your language whips me into a sexual frenzy and i feel the need to fornicate
A: my hunger for sex is like that of my hunger for goat meat
L: with flowers. and you.
A: and my thirst for sexual escapades
L: funny, i quite enjoy the taste of raw goat meat, like the taste of your eight footer broiling in my mouth
A: mmmm
L: when shall i see you, you sizzling platter ofdeep fried meat?
A: whenever we can arrange a tryst
A: of loving sex and goat meat
L: grapes to? i quite like grapes, but i cannot wait to gnaw on your manly member
A: well you can gnaw on both
A: and i shall share my juice of life
L: and by the time im done with your pickle juice, it will be nothing but a mere
bone of only three and 3/8 centimeters
A: and then we shall cuddle till it is ready to be gnawed again
A: and i will explore every crevace of your mysteriously sensual body.
L: this might take some time, as boddies of sex goddesses are quite
complex, but as long as there are grapes to suck on, i will be quite
pleases
A: that was odd
A: some mysterious woman with an unbelievably sexy accent just phoned me
A: and i almost exploded with joy
L: is your manly member pulsating with the thrill of it?
L: it is
A: it is as hard as a diamond
L: just the way i like them, as i can gnaw longer and harder, helping us both out
A: yes | | |
| went to six flags yesterday, that was a blast. went on 12 rides in 6 hours. don't think it gets much better than that. bad thing was, superman was closed, which was what i was really hoping to try out. oh well, theres always the senior trip....thats what im really excited about. seniors. i can call myself one now. thats what high school is about. getting to senior year and having fun w/ ur friends.
so there was the region 7 picnic today. fun! way better than the other picnics past years. met lots of....interesting sophs. a cute guy....matt, i think. I HAVE A LITTLE SISTER! no idea what her name is tho.....but somehow i didn't get the form, but she came over and was like, laura? and she said she was my little sister. i think sarah and i scared her.....but it was fun! lyra, banksie, sarah, other random ppl who im forgetting....were there. great fun. and good food.
my dad snores loudly. it was quite amusing, before my mother and me were driven from the room. and thats why im now bored online. amuse me! hmmmm. what does this word make u think of? please provide an explanation in complete sentances. (gets u ready 4 school  ) horn. | | |
| so....last night i was playing online and my mother comes in and kinda stands there listening to the radio w/ this weird look on her face. so i ask her if she ever listens to the mix. she kinda stares at me for a little while and then walks out. is that weird, or is it just me?
ive been working on college apps and watching soccer and packing. also pulling burrs off my cat. thats my life right now. kinda pathetic, huh? if anyone has a class w/ me, would u let me know? that would make me happy, cause right now i know of 4 ppl in my classes. which is crap. watch, ill be stuck w/ all sophs.  whatev. im bored. kinda want school to start, but not really.....oh well. guess i dont have a choice. in 8 days ill be back whether i want to or not. | | |
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| 1st Semester Senior Year Schedule |
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American Lit: Goodman |
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American Lit: Goodman |
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American Lit: Goodman |
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American Lit: Goodman |
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American Lit: Goodman |
Macro: DeHaven |
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American Lit: Goodman |
Macro: DeHaven |
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Macro: DeHaven |
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Macro: DeHaven |
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Macro: DeHaven |
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Macro: DeHaven |
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Comp Seminar: Flemming |
Comp Seminar: Flemming |
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Comp Seminar: Flemming |
Comp Seminar: Flemming |
| 7 |
Comp Seminar: Flemming |
Comp Seminar: Flemming |
Applied Engineering |
Comp Seminar: Flemming |
Comp Seminar: Flemming |
| 8 |
Comp Seminar: Flemming |
BCII: Milauskas |
Lawrence, Hinterlong |
Comp Seminar: Flemming |
BCII: Milauskas |
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BCII: Milauskas |
BCII: Milauskas |
Applied Engineering |
BCII: Milauskas |
BCII: Milauskas |
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BCII: Milauskas |
BCII: Milauskas |
Applied Engineering |
BCII: Milauskas |
BCII: Milauskas |
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Applied Engineering |
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Applied Engineering |
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Applied Engineering |
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Applied Engineering |
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Applied Engineering |
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Applied Engineering |
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AdPhys: Lawrence |
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AdPhys: Lawrence |
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AdPhys: Lawrence |
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AdPhys: Lawrence |
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AdPhys: Lawrence |
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AdPhys: Lawrence |
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AdPhys: Lawrence |
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AdPhys: Lawrence |
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| 2nd Semester Senior Year Schedule |
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D |
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American Lit: Goodman |
Photo: Sewell |
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American Lit: Goodman |
Photo: Sewell |
| 2 |
American Lit: Goodman |
Photo: Sewell |
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American Lit: Goodman |
Photo: Sewell |
| 3 |
American Lit: Goodman |
Photo: Sewell |
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American Lit: Goodman |
Photo: Sewell |
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Photo: Sewell |
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Photo: Sewell |
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AdPhys: Horrell |
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AdPhys: Horrell |
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AdPhys: Horrell |
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AdPhys: Horrell |
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AdPhys: Horrell |
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AdPhys: Horrell |
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AdPhys: Horrell |
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AdPhys: Horrell |
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Discrete: Porzio |
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Discrete: Porzio |
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Discrete: Porzio |
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Discrete: Porzio |
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Discrete: Porzio |
BCIII: Milauskas |
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Discrete: Porzio |
BCIII: Milauskas |
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BCIII: Milauskas |
BCIII: Milauskas |
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BCIII: Milauskas |
BCIII: Milauskas |
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BCIII: Milauskas |
BCIII: Milauskas |
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BCIII: Milauskas |
BCIII: Milauskas |
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Electronics: Hinterlong |
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Electronics: Hinterlong |
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Electronics: Hinterlong |
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Electronics: Hinterlong |
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Electronics: Hinterlong |
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Electronics: Hinterlong |
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Electronics: Hinterlong |
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Electronics: Hinterlong |
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Thats my senior yr schedule, and i have to say, looks mighty fine 2 me.  | | |
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